Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to Diary of a Wimpy Kid? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of The Long Haul is that it’ll be around . . . forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone.