Women have superior taste that is why these masterpieces are called chick flicks

It has great movies and also garbage movies which is the f*cking point.
The criteria is my say so

  • A Cinderella Story

    A Cinderella Story

    Hillary Duff: Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
    Me at 8: 😩😭💔

  • Aquamarine


    Best Picture winner The Shape of Water's got nothin on this

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    to paraphrase:
    amanda seyfreids life in the mamma mia movie is so ideal…..living in a villa on an island in the mediterranean, sailing around the coast and eating fruit, colin firth might be ur dad….this bitch rlly had it all

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  • The Princess Diaries

    The Princess Diaries

    Julie Andrews, the m&s on the keyboard, the mustang, the fat cat, the makeover, the foot poppin' 100% Iconique™

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    I rewatched this when I was 19 as well as the first movie and it ocurred to me how much potential for lesbianism Blake Lively's character had. Anyhow, friendships can be epic love stories too!

  • Enchanted


    Someday Amy Adams will win that Oscar and I'm going to pretend it was for this

  • Bewitched


    Every star is for how cute Nicole Kidman looks in this

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    me watching mamma mia: how could three different men genuinely fall in love with the same girl within the space of two weeks
    me watching here we go again and losing my breath whenever lily james does literally anything: how come only three men...

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  • Friends with Benefits

    Friends with Benefits

    Mostly this movie reminds me of Mila Kunis admitting on Corden that she and Ashton Kutcher (who was in No Strings Attached, a movie with a similiar plot that came out around the same time) tried to be friends with benefits with no strings attached and it went about as right as it did in these movies

  • The Cheetah Girls 2

    The Cheetah Girls 2

    Every single song is a bop and I can't wait to sing my daughters to sleep with a la nanita nana one day

  • Confessions of a Shopaholic

    Confessions of a Shopaholic

    I really wish this had been a bigger hit because Becky could've become a real icon and the books are very funny

  • Two Weeks Notice

    Two Weeks Notice

    Unexpected chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. They start out bickering too which is a favorite cliche of mine.

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

    Ryan and Chad were having an affair, it was right there and it went right past our young heads, I'm glad history has shed light on the truth

  • Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    It's been 16 years, WHERE is Legally Blonde 3: Commander in Chic, WHERE, REESE??

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    The more time goes by, the more Reese Witherspoon proves she is, in fact, Elle Woods

  • Ella Enchanted

    Ella Enchanted

    This was such a hit in my childhood so I decided to rewatch and now it's a nostalgic hit in my early adulthood. If Anne Hathway wanted to take me down with over the top fake looking kung fu I would let her.

  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    This wasn't a part of my childhood, I saw it as a teen and though it didn't make a huge mark it's very cute, so much so that I can barely come to terms with the fact that it's led by Claire Underwood

  • Stardust


    This is so good. I mean it, the tension, the romance, the fantasy. The cast is amazing, not that 6 year old me noticed that. Still, it holds up to this day. The whole plot is top notch, no wonder it's Neil Gaiman. There is comedy, there's a drag queen cloud pirate, Claire Danes looks truly ethereal, as a literal star should, Michelle Pffeifer plays a witch, everything hits the right notes and I am extremely delicate about it.

  • The Jane Austen Book Club
  • Footloose


    Julianne Hough can't act but damn if she can't dance.

  • Matilda


    Although my infant gayness actually wasn't brought out by Miss Honey, this movie was still a deep obsession, and the ode to the importance and value of found familes shaped my taste in media to this day

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    This is the most basic of teen soups and truly problematic, but I love it. Just go ahead, judge me and then also secrely lose your mind when the camera spins around their first kiss.

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  • Monte Carlo

    Monte Carlo

    allegedly this was originally gonna be a middle aged women thing with nicole kidman and julia roberts and like.... the sheer POWER of that concept...

  • The Cheetah Girls

    The Cheetah Girls

    double digit cop cars present for a dog that fell down a hole

  • Austenland


    I really judged her for actually going on an Austen retreat until I remebered my bitch ass would also have been churning butter in a hot sec for Jane Austen

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis walked so saoirse ronan and laurie metcalf could run

  • Just My Luck

    Just My Luck

    Chris Pine's carreer has three peaks: being Wonder Woman's hot boyfriend, being Mia Thermopolis' hot boyfriend and being Pre-breakdown Lindsay Lohan's hot boyfriend. 

    Honorable mention to when he passionately sings about how handsome he is on a waterfall in Into the Woods

  • Bring It On: In It to Win It

    Bring It On: In It to Win It

    The second Taylor Momsen starts dancing Be Good To Me by Ashley Tisdale as the actual video of the High School Musical tour plays in the background  I am transported

  • Princess Protection Program

    Princess Protection Program

    Remember when we all lost our shit because Selena and Demi were going to do this movie together playing best friends when they were REAL LIFE BEST FRIENDS lmao joke's on the innocence of thinking any friendship can stand the test of time I guess

  • Camp Rock

    Camp Rock

    I rewatched this recently on the Disney Channel and here's the thing: Mitch got off SO easy after she was a total asshole to her family. It's such a little bitch move to be embarrassed that your mother is the camp cook, especially when she took the job to realize YOUR dreams, ungrateful dumbass.

  • EverAfter


    karl marx would love this

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    La La Land can get wrecked, this is where Emma Stone's career peaked

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    I was more shocked by the plot twist in this than watching The Matrix for the first time

  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    i think its brave of artists out there to keep making music when the pinnacle of songwriting has already been achieved with Introducing Me

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    3/4 of them dealt with grief and issues ranging from family trauma to identity and racism, meanwhile Lena's "journey" was trying her damnest to fuck a hot greek against her grandparents wishes

  • Leap Year

    Leap Year

    Amy Adam's nose is its own precious thing and they 👏 share 👏 a 👏 bed 👏

  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    what I like is they did a "shes a cool sportsgirl she wears the jersey she chugs the hotdogs" trope, but the romantic lead is a preppy bitch who doesnt fucking care

    ps: Pete Davidson's character is fantastic

    <span style="font-size: 13pt;">ps2: lucy liu... in SUITS</span>

  • Under the Tuscan Sun

    Under the Tuscan Sun

    5 minutes in and I'm blown away that Dr. Addison Montgomery and Dr. Cristina Yang are a couple

  • The DUFF

    The DUFF

    this movie made up the 'duff' concept but also, did it?

  • Love, Rosie

    Love, Rosie

    This is fairly recent but still such a great romcom. Who doesn't love best friends to lovers? It gives me hope that we still got some great light romances in store for the future

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    what a twisted web heterosexuals weave

  • Letters to Juliet

    Letters to Juliet

    1. vanessa redgrave
    2. the italian countryside
    3. enemies to lovers
    4. love story by taylor swift
    5. amanda seyfried characters named sophie
    NOT valid
    1. leaving gael garcia for another man
    2. writing to the likes of juliet capulet for love advice

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  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    to paraphrase:
    i just watched the 2005 pride and prejudice FOR THE FIRST TIME and i am UNBELIEVABLY DELICATE ABOUT IT. i didn’t think i had it in me to care about regency era straights but HERE I AM, mascara stained and HIGHLY ATTACHED. when he flexed his hand after touching her i LITERALLY FELT GRAVITY ABANDON ME. 2005 was so long ago what have i been DOING that was MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS MOVIE? NOTHING

  • The Cheetah Girls: One World

    The Cheetah Girls: One World

    Damn Raven, you should've held it together

  • New Year's Eve

    New Year's Eve

    i do love a holiday themed star studded ensamble, you can really tell they all had contracts to uphold

  • Pitch Perfect 3

    Pitch Perfect 3

    the drop in quality from the iconic first movie to the disappointing sequel was upsetting, but this really rises to the challenge by sinking further down the shithole

  • When in Rome

    When in Rome

    Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard started dating during this movie. This is important to mention because Dax is a fan of motorcycles and variants, and because it was the beginning of the relationship, Kristen agreeded to rent scooters and burnt the side of her leg riding hers, after Dax specifically told her to watch out for that. So when you see her at the end inside the fountain, know her leg under the ballgown is fully wrapped in plastic to prevent infection, because Kristen Bell didn't have the sense to say no to a man's dumb vacation plans.

  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    This movie is unrealistic cause Torri really went for the brother when Missy was right there

  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

    Up until a recent rewatch I remembered barely a thing about Chris Pine's role in this movie yet I had a vivid recollection of the scene where Joe and Clarice dance. That was Peak Romance.

  • Josie and the Pussycats
  • High School Musical

    High School Musical

    This movie technically has nothing new or dazzling about it, yet it shook a generation. I cannot explain what it is about it that moved and still moves me so deeply, but I know it's there, and I know ya'll get it

  • Spice World

    Spice World

    when will they add this to criterion?

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    I watched this in theaters way back when and FULLY cried, Can I Have This Dance is 100% playing at some key moment of my wedding and as a side note: the visuals in this slap so hard, kenny ortega has never made a mistake in his life

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    People think I'm joking when I say this deserved to be nominated for best screenplay. Tell me, if it isn't remarkable writing, how come anybody born between 1985 and 2004 can currently quote at least three lines from memory

  • Sleepover
  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    a cultural reset

  • Pitch Perfect 2

    Pitch Perfect 2

    i cant explain it fully but i deeply despise hailee steinfelds character and blame her for 75% of the drop in quality

  • What to Expect When You're Expecting

    What to Expect When You're Expecting

    the world was happier before cameron diaz retired

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    do you think daddy kinks are so prevalent amongst millenials because of colin firth in this movie?

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    i felt so much watching this movie and never knew why but now I understand I was simply gay the entire time

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    jude law saying "yes, i am daddy"
    yes 👏 you 👏 are 👏 honey 👏

  • Valentine's Day

    Valentine's Day

    taylor swift's best performance to date, this movie gave us Back To December and therefore it deserves rights

  • Sex and the City

    Sex and the City

    I'm so glad Charlotte got everything she wanted

  • Girls Trip

    Girls Trip

    I watched this with several family members and it's so good everyone forgot to be embarrassed when tiffany haddish demonstrated how to blow a guy through a grapefruit

  • The House Bunny

    The House Bunny

    Listen, turn off the sjw for a beat and LISTEN: THE MAKEOVER SCENE IN THIS FUCKS OKAY

  • Sex and the City 2

    Sex and the City 2

    this entire movie feels like a giant war crime but if there was a third one i would in fact watch it source

    But not if there's no Kim Cattrall we all know she's most of the appeal

  • Wild Child

    Wild Child

    the scene where she pretends to look for a hall pass then pulls the finger out of her pocket BLEW MY MIND as a kid, I also adored that her upgraded look was brown hair, my plain ass felt so validated

  • Bridesmaids


    melissa mccarthy fully deserved that oscar

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    imagine how awkward it was for the other kids in the class while Kat read that poem

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

    one taught me love

  • Bridget Jones's Baby

    Bridget Jones's Baby

    one taught me patience

  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    and one taught me pain

  • Bratz


    i love everything about it down to the credits being in comic sans!!

  • Step Sisters

    Step Sisters

    the literal premise is cultural appropriation

  • 27 Dresses

    27 Dresses

    you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherine heigl like……this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men

  • Bride Wars

    Bride Wars

    People who don't love this movie are sexist and homophobic because I take that as an attack on me, personally.

  • 13 Going on 30

    13 Going on 30

    there is not a single second of this that is not absolutely completely overwhelmingly iconic

  • Monster-in-Law


    I would accept worse from Jane Fonda and be grateful

  • The Back-Up Plan

    The Back-Up Plan

    the scene where jlo dry humps this dude really was seared into my brain at the age of fourteen

  • Sisters


    it's crazy to me that I can love tina fey and amy poehler so much and still hardly ever enjoy any of their joint projects

  • Baby Mama

    Baby Mama

    tina and amy are the same age tho

  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    there was nothing straight about Grace ya'll

  • Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

    "Whatever happened to World Peace?"
    "It comes and goes."

  • Penelope


    Christina Ricci was still cute, even with the nose, and anyone who thinks otherwise is weak

  • Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    the first time i watched this movie i enjoyed it, but not in particular, however, I ended up recommending it a lot to friends and everyone who watched it absolutely loved it, even my parents had a blast, idk what it is about this nonsense but it works, what can I say, the brits know what they're doing

  • Made of Honor

    Made of Honor

    who cares if its problematic it's best friends to lovers

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  • Sydney White

    Sydney White

    this is a retelling of snow white and contains the lines "things are looking grim, brothers"

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    Alexa play Get Low by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz

  • She's the Man

    She's the Man

    this didn't veer, it swerved into gay territory and MISSED can you imagine the POWER it could've had

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    Sure Nate was being reasonable, the thing is I don't care, that boring bitch had no business interfering with my chances for a sequel where Andy is the new chief editor of Runway

  • You Again

    You Again

    the sexual tension between jamie lee curtis and sigourney weaver .... incredible

  • The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    The Lizzie McGuire Movie

    i love foreign cinema

  • John Tucker Must Die

    John Tucker Must Die

    that expository scene with dirty little secret by the all-american rejects playing > quentin tarantino's entire filmography

  • What's Your Number?

    What's Your Number?

    chris evans could

  • The Nanny Diaries
  • The Ugly Truth

    The Ugly Truth

    I don't ever want to rewatch this and realize how bad it is, I remember enemies to lovers and the scene with the vibrating panties and that's enough for me

  • Muriel's Wedding
  • The Perfect Man

    The Perfect Man

    hillary duff catfishes her mother

  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap

    I don't know how long it's been since you, the reader, has watched this classic piece of film, but let me tell you, the technical perfection is unquestionable, for years a generation believed Lindsay Lohan had a twin in real life, the social network wishes it had that kind of impact

  • The Other Woman

    The Other Woman

    i have such genuine affection for leslie mann and all her cooky/neurotic characters, bitch it's you and Joan Cusack for me, ya'll doing it!