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  • Mainstream


    Not a fan of some of the stylistic devices Coppola employs, nor do I think her screenplay is always an especially well-conceived satire of modern internet culture, but Andrew Garfield’s charmingly unhinged turn as No One Special grounds Mainstream in a loopy reality all its own. Absolutely enamoured with Maya Hawke and Garfield’s chemistry, which is so palpable as to set the screen ablaze during the film’s killer first act (even if their bond does become undeniably diminished as Coppola’s…

  • Skate Kitchen

    Skate Kitchen

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Such an honest, funny, and self-assured directorial effort until the inevitable third act drama rears its head. It’s not so much that the Devon subplot is bad, or even that it rings hollow, but it definitely feels wrong for it to be the narrative complication in a movie like Skate Kitchen. The whiplash I felt when the girls started yelling at Camille and calling her a whore was palpable. None of that hit home for me. Luckily, so much of…

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  • Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears

    Miss Fisher and the Crypt of Tears

    Phryne Fisher is the most delightful character of all time. A hero, an idol, a mood.

    James Bond is dust. Indiana Jones found dead. 

    Also this movie is profoundly not good and I enjoyed every second of it. It moves so fast that you’re never given a second to dwell on how nonsensical it all is, so I chose to focus on the dresses and the quips and the villainous stares and I had a great time. Also it teases a sequel and I would like to see it right now!

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dan Torrance conquers his addiction, grows beyond his trauma, and comes to aid of those who need him most. He is one of my favourite characters in all of fiction, because he makes me feel that one day I’ll have the courage to evolve too. I won’t keep my shine out of sight.