madz

i watch shit. and then i review it. terribly.

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Maurice
  • First Reformed
  • Shame

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  • This Is England

    ★★★★½

  • Soft

    ★★★

  • Kind Hearts and Coronets

    ★★★½

  • Good Time

    ★★★

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  • This Is England

    This Is England

    ★★★★½

    i was literally about to write “i’m terrified of english people” and then i remembered that i, myself, am english. but i’d like to confirm that i’m NOT a fascist

  • Soft

    Soft

    ★★★

    i would have whacked him over the head just for that god awful dancing

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  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★½

    jake gyllenhaal: *blinks* 
    me: jesus fucking christ. where is your oscar? also why aren’t you in my bed?

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    how do the creators of call me by your name (2017) sleep knowing this is the best gay drama of all time?