Tenet ★★★★½


I came here to experience Chris Nolan fuck around with the medium of cinema, okay? I didn’t come for the characters, I didn’t come for a deep, preaching lesson on what it means to be a human being, and I definitely didn’t come to understand jack fucking shit. I definitely did CUM though, all of my future spermy wormy children in my ballsack are now dead from the vibrations of the IMAX speakers and my brain is officially dead, I am a vegetable. Long live cinema, Christopher Nolan killed the entire medium with this motion picture. Gonna need a handgun & some lube for the next 4 hours to recover.

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