maddy has written 5 reviews for films rated ½ during 2021.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    this is like a group project

  • Two Distant Strangers

    Two Distant Strangers


    somehow this is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen

  • Spread



    watched for sebastian stan 
    stayed for margarita leviva 
    suffered through Ashton Kutcher and his horrific suspenders

  • The Apparition

    The Apparition


    worst moments:
    sebs hair 
    Stands in a closet and doesn’t grab a jacket or anything so she runs around the house naked when there’s a ghost and she’s trying to leave
    okay yeah the “ your house killed my dog” line.
    Tom Felton 
    why did she buy a new dog for the neighbors that she just met the day before
    *screaming and trying to get out* *continues to hammer the nails in the door locking her in at the same…

  • Gone



    this film is proof of white privilege. everything is handed to this bitch. And (spoilers but pls don’t watch this anyways) why would they hint at the cop being the kidnapper the whole time and then make in some random who once again let’s her shoot him and gives her all the information. Oh my god I’m so annoyed. I only watched this for Sebastian Stan and he was in it for like 3 mins. Lmao