Tenet

Tenet ½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

What the actual fuck is this movie.

I honestly thought I was an idiot until I looked over at my family and they were equally bored and confused.

To start off with, nothing is explained. I understand science fiction, but if you literally are unable to explain your main tech you are already in trouble. An almost direct quote "Don't try to understand it". It's not like I could if I tried.

But this movie is like they ended up with a 4-hour cut and were forced to cut off 1.5 hours. I didn't even realise the main character didn't have a name until the day after I saw the movie looking at reviews.

Anyone who says they understand has either:
A) seen it at least 5 times
or B) is fuckin lying to you.
This is the emperor's new clothes scenario, where everyone says its profound and thought provoking when no one is actually understanding it.

All in all, I probably could have bought McDonalds, had it run over and shit on and enjoyed that more than this literal piece of shit of a movie. The only reason it gets 1/2 star is that I know there are crew members who had to work hard for their product to be a shit so I'm sorry that happened cause that sucks.
Like this film.