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  • Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
  • Vox Lux
  • Her
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Mars Attacks!

  • Juno

    ★★★★

  • Bride Wars

  • The Devil Wears Prada

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  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!

    how did it take 26 years for me to see this. SJP as a chihuahua-toting fashion tv talking head (and eventually just the latter), annette bening as an alcoholic turned new age martian welcome wagon turned invasion survivor, glenn close as a nancy regan-esque first lady, and natalie portman as her lydia deetz-lite preteen daughter. plus lisa marie doing the sexiest intergalactic drag performance since the big bang? AND it’s all set up against a 1990s does 1950s alien invasion B movie plot?? never in the history of cinema has there ever been a movie made more for me

  • Juno

    Juno

    probably one of the most expertly written movies of the century. funny and raw and so singular. deftly walks the tightrope between gushing sentimentality and ham fisted political soapboxing; over a decade later it still feels so relevant and insightful and utterly charming. the casting is BEYOND !!! truly such a gem of a movie

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  • Contagion

    Contagion

    ★★★½

    anyways im gonna go wash my hands forever now

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★½

    talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or to not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it