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  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Monster
    You get in my way? I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)
    I'm normal during the day, but at night turn to a monster (Yeah)
    When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
    I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
    Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
    Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    Thanks for ruining everything, Kate.

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  • Julia

    Julia

    ★★★★★

    I told Chris Stuckmann that I've seen this film about 24 times (now 25) on twitter a few days ago, and you know what his response was? Nothing! No reply, no retweet or like; Absolutely nothing! Now I know how Stan from Eminem's hit song 'Stan' felt... Fuck 2020 so hard.

  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    This and a blunt.