Not real reviews just first impressions.

Favorite films

  • Lost Highway
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Imprint
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Recent activity

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


  • Midsommar

  • The Dead Don't Die

  • Under the Silver Lake

Recent reviews

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Everyday I’m grateful that I watched this on 35mm *chef kisses*
    WTFFFF!!!! The 2nd act and 3rd act were impeccable. I had too much adrenaline pumping through my veins I’m pretty sure one was about to burst into blood during the last 15 mins of the movie. Tortellini you fucking did, this is the one for me. I never had much interest on Mr. DiCaprio like yeah he’s a good actor but damn give that man a blowtorch on every…

  • Midsommar


    Midsommar is the wildest thing I’ve done all summer. I’m still fuckd up from watching it. 
    Didn’t think leather face would make a cameo in Sweden but there he was protecting the Bible.

Popular reviews

  • Mandy



    I don’t often rate movies but holy fucking fuck Mandy deserves every fucking ounce of a Star.
    The first and second act were visually pleasant, as if every spectrum of those colors only existed in dreams that people talk about. How do I experience this movie for the first time again?!?

    Nicholas Cage is the only human that could pull off that bathroom scene and tighty whities !! You’re telling me nobody stores their vodka in the bottom shelves of their bathroom??

  • Suspiria


    One does not just watch Suspiria, YOU experience Suspiria. I never actually cared about color in movies until now.  This is filled with the most beautiful dramatic vivid reds and blues that you simply forget it’s a horror movie.