lewisjonreeves has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • A Bad Moms Christmas

    A Bad Moms Christmas

    ★★½

    I demand a spin-off where we see the grandmoms’ trip to Vegas for New Years !!!

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★½

    If Polar Express was ran by capitalists and everyone ate the kids instead of abducting them for a trip to the North Pole. 

    This film had far too many unforgivable plot holes and the allegory was a lil bit too literal for me to get on board with (excuse the pun).

    Chris Evans is just a small town girl, living in a lonely world. He took the capitalist train going nowhere.

    PS. OCTAVIA SPENCER THIS AVERAGE REVIEW IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU HEAR ME?! I LOVE YOU.

  • Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

    Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

    ★★½

    I kept making comparisons to High School Musical whilst watching this and I hate myself for it.