Les_Vampires

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I am on Reddit under than name mi-16evil and I write under the name M.I. Barish.

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  • 2 Fast 2 Furious

    2 Fast 2 Furious

    ★★½

    I forgot that I don't need to rewatch this movie because every single image has been burned into my brain because of my very intoxicated college roommate watching this four times in one night.

  • Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

    Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

    ★★★

    Kindly looking old grandma's doing things grandma's don't usually do has and never will be funny to me. So this movie definitely goes down for making that 30% of it¢ humor. However the bit about leaves falling only on the main characters house is so fucking funny it evens out.

    A good parody film that still feels way too long at only 90 minutes. Best when it avoids the cheap gay and racist jokes and is genuinely insightful and biting in its direct parodies of film scenes. Higher Learning was almost worth watching just for the absolutely hilarious parody of it.

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  • It's Complicated

    It's Complicated

    ★★½

    Alec Baldwin cupping Meryl Streep's vagina and saying "home sweet home" is scarier than anything in Suspiria.

  • Lorenzo's Oil

    Lorenzo's Oil

    ★★★★½

    Hollywood Man: Okay George this is really simple Oscar bait stuff. Just show the parent's being super sad, slap some ugly makeup on the kid, and film in flat lighting and we'll all have Oscars by next year.

    George Miller: Sounds good. I had a thought though. What if when the father learns of the disease we flash giant words super-imposed over his face and then have him collapse down the stairs clutching his chest like a Greek tragedy?

    Hollywood…