• Batman: Death in the Family

    Batman: Death in the Family

    DC person 1: let’s do death in the family

    DC person 2: we already did that it’s under the red hood

    DC person 1: ...but bruce and clark are on a date

    DC person 2: OMG

  • The Purge: Anarchy

    The Purge: Anarchy

    rip to everyone but im different. i would just go to a mall and get myself some swanky clothes and call it a night

  • The Purge

    The Purge

    i don't know what's scarier, the idea of this movie or the fact that some entitled white american could actually propose this as a bill to the congress

  • Wild Things

    Wild Things

    this film is the epitome of me having a film idea and changing it every time i think of something else.

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★

    this is for elvira if you are not elvira please keep scrolling.
    5 reasons why elvira should choose me instead of tony:
    1. i shower every day
    2. i do not swear (okay maybe sometimes)
    3. i look better in suits
    4. i am taller lmaoooo
    5. i am a woman so i win

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★

    thank you charlie kaufman for saying no to therapy and giving us this emotionally damaging masterpiece

  • Leap Year

    Leap Year

    ★★★★

    amy adams is just so beautiful to look at i dont even remember what the male person looks like

  • Cruella

    Cruella

    ★★★½

    EMMA STONE COULD DO JOKER BUT JOAQUIN PHOENIX COULDN'T DO CRUELLA

  • Carol

    Carol

    ★★★★★

    i think i finally found the right word to describe carol... it's delicacy. there's some sort of stillness and serenity that dawns on this film. every line, every gaze, every touch, every shot have the tenderness of this fragile, but strong love bond. it's just carol and therese, and no one else matters in this world. we see this statement in the subtlety of frame within a frame shots too, where when carol and therese engage with other people, they…

  • 2046

    2046

    ★★★★

    this is the last film of wkw's unofficial love trilogy and it very well manages to rip your heart out and make you suffer in silence. that's one thing he is truly great at. it actually took me three days to finish this film. not because it was boring or unwatchable, but because of the emotional weight of the whole thing. it really beats you up and makes you gasp for air sometimes, or i'm just being too dramatic. i…

  • La Jetée

    La Jetée

    12 monkeys: hey :)

    me: shut the fuck up you piece of shit

    la jetée: hey :)

    me: hey baby did you eat today <3

  • Love, Spells and All That

    Love, Spells and All That

    ★★★½

    the sound of seagulls and birds... cozy, narrow hills of the island... random stray animals that pops up in scenes... two women trying to work things out... there are many things to romanticize in this film but all i can think about is how those lost years that they had to spend apart from each other will never come back, no matter what happens in the end. all those trauma, heartache, longing, waiting, dreaming about the other one, thinking one…