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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead


    hey sean spicer, go fuck yourself

    hey screenwriters, every $100 million you plot your characters to transport easily in a helicopter or on a couple of quad bikes weighs 1 metric ton. 

    hey zack snyder, hire a DP or close the aperture you twat.

  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II


    Short, sharp and full of everything that made the first such a great surprise. I didn’t mind some of the more Ill-advised world building until after the credits rolled.

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