𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🌷

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  • Corpse Bride
  • The Witch
  • The Wicker Man
  • Jennifer's Body

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  • Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★½

  • Frankenstein

    ★★★★

  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

    ★★★★

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    There are millions of love songs in the history of musical discography. Literally millions. Whitney Houston, The Beatles, Michael Bublé, The Beach Boys. So many options. You could have picked ANY love song, Cinderella (2021). But NO, you HAD to pick Queen’s Somebody To Love. A song that has already been performed to the utmost PERFECTION by one Miss Anne Hathaway in the far superior live-action Cinderella adaptation, Ella Enchanted (2004). Why would you even DARE, even TRY to touch…

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    Oh, Potatoes 🥔 and Molasses! 🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you want some, 🤲 oh just ask us 💬
    There're 🔥warm and soft like puppies🐶 and socks🧦
    Filled with cream🍨and candy rocks🍬
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    They're so much 🍭sweeter than algebra 🔢 class
    If your stomach 😋 is 😋 grumbling 😋
    And your mouth 👄 starts mumbling 🗣
    There's only one thing 1️⃣to keep your brain 🧠 from crumbling
    Oh, Potatoes🥔 and Molasses!🕺🏻💃🏻
    If you ❌ can't see 'em 👁👁 put on…

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