it's hip to fuck bees

i like action movies, horror, getter robo, and other weird shit i guess.

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Thunder
  • Southern Comfort
  • The Golden Bird

Recent activity

  • MouseHunt

  • Juice

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

  • Panic Room

Recent reviews

  • Stuck



    contains possibly the most horrifying sequence in Stuart Gordon's filmography, in a which a character wakes up stuck and impaled inside a car windshield, awoken by the sound of Heavy Metal Kings by Jedi Mind Tricks playing in the distance.

  • 1917


    perfectly fine and even has some wonderfully surreal sequences (and a killer hand-infection gag that unfortunately never pops up again), but it's no War Horse!

Popular reviews

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    "When you watch movies in Britain, the reaction when people hate a movie is … they just politely get up and leave at the end. And when they love a movie … they just politely get up and leave at the end. You can’t tell whether they hated your movie or loved it. But when I was a student, I spent some time traveling in America on an exchange program. One day I went to see Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall…

  • Dragged Across Concrete

    Dragged Across Concrete


    vince vaughn gives a truly chilling performance as the literal personification of the image results found when typing "vince vaughn quotes" into google...

    also lol why is no one mentioning that zahler is jewish? not saying that completely absolves anyone from interrogating his politics but it definitely dispels some of the crazier speculation out there and it's totally bizarre how little the discussion about his films (especially the puppet one!) are framed from this perceptive despite it being stated in…