Koolin has written 1 review for films rated during 2019.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    2015 J.J. Abrams: "Here's my story, everyone! Isn't it great?"

    2017 Rian Johnson: "Oh, is it? Really? How about I just clear all that out of the way and.... yep. Here we go! Isn't it great?"

    2019 J.J. Abrams: "Oh yeah? Really? You wanna fuck up my story? Well how 'bout I fuck it right the fuck back to where we started! Haha! Fuck you, Rian Johnson! Whadda you fanboys think now? Two-and-a-half hours of fan service on a fucking…