Koolin has written 2 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    2015 J.J. Abrams: "Here's my story, everyone! Isn't it great?"

    2017 Rian Johnson: "Oh, is it? Really? How about I just clear all that out of the way and.... yep. Here we go! Isn't it great?"

    2019 J.J. Abrams: "Oh yeah? Really? You wanna fuck up my story? Well how 'bout I fuck it right the fuck back to where we started! Haha! Fuck you, Rian Johnson! Whadda you fanboys think now? Two-and-a-half hours of fan service on a fucking…

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man

    ANG LEE ANNOUNCES THAT “LIFE OF PI 2” TO BE SHOT AT 20,000 FPS


    Excited about the innovative potential for his groundbreaking new technology, Ang Lee announced Friday that his upcoming sequel to 2012’s Life of Pi is to be shot at 20,000 frames per second.

    “So 120 FPS was too much for you half-wits to handle? Just wait ’til you get a load of this shit!” Lee exclaimed exuberantly in an interview. “I’ll be projecting so many goddamn frames…