Koolin Dagang’s review published on Letterboxd:
2015 J.J. Abrams: "Here's my story, everyone! Isn't it great?"
2017 Rian Johnson: "Oh, is it? Really? How about I just clear all that out of the way and.... yep. Here we go! Isn't it great?"
2019 J.J. Abrams: "Oh yeah? Really? You wanna fuck up my story? Well how 'bout I fuck it right the fuck back to where we started! Haha! Fuck you, Rian Johnson! Whadda you fanboys think now? Two-and-a-half hours of fan service on a fucking sugar high!!! No one knows what the fuck is going on, but hey, we got Ewoks in there! And we finally gave that fucking Wookie a medal!"