The Legend of Tarzan

The Legend of Tarzan ★★★

To my immense surprise, The Legend of Tarzan didn't completely blow cock and balls. Who knew?
A couple things:
Yates cannot shoot action. Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows Part 1 remain his best movies precisely because they skip out on big set pieces. 
Tom Hardy should've played Tarzan, but he had too much self-respect to do that. 
Margot Robbie is the hottest woman in the universe. 
Samuel L. Jackson should've won an Oscar by now. 
Tarzan is to blame for both Harambe and the Disney gator, and this is documented proof. 
CGI has gotten worse since 2010. 
The action is horrendous but everything else is fine. 
This might be better than The Jungle Book. 

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