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  • Escape from New York

    Escape from New York


    this movie FUCKS

  • Bone Tomahawk

    Bone Tomahawk


    I feel weird about this movie, because there's some really good dialogue, the kills are insane, the suspense is amazing when it's there. But the pacing of this movie just leads it to being very very boring at times and then exciting at others. Also the minimalist score didn't do it for me.

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  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II


    a fucking BONKERS movie, throwing out the canon of the first movie to make a horror comedy masterpiece.

    bruce campbell's portrayal of Ash is absolutely iconic and brings this movie to new levels


  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    A movie with incredible hype that underdelivers because at its core it is the same movie as the awful original cut. The dialogue is unbearably corny, the pacing is awful, and it's so long that watching it feels like putting in a shift at work. On the topic of the aspect ratio, there is no reason at all that necessitates it being in 4:3, it just cuts off so much of the shot on most scenes. The only thing it…