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  • White Lie

    White Lie


    We will make sure every Hannibal cast member has a thriving career

  • PVT Chat

    PVT Chat


    I guess I was naive to assume this would have more depth to it. It focuses on a completely bland, unsympathetic protagonist and his uninteresting problems, then fails to effectively flip the script and help us understand Fox's character outside of the main guy's perspective. Weird, uninspired, and ultimately icky wish fulfillment that wastes Julia Fox. Watch Cam or Jezebel instead for more interesting recent cam girl films.

    GRADE: C

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  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya


    There's a scene where Tonya's voiceover says "I was 15" and then we see full grown Margot Robbie and it's probably the funniest moment in 2017 cinema.

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    If you're at all curious to feel what it's like to give yourself a colonoscopy, I urge you to take a quick scroll through the fucking brain dead 1/2 star reviews on this site and the right wing mosh pit on Twitter and see for yourself who is making these comments. Why is it always the loser white dudes who never once have made an effort to be an ally to POC or learn about other cultures who are the…