So an interesting thing about me is I like movies and like WATCHING them

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Little Women
  • Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Recent activity

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  • Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

  • My Cousin Vinny


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Recent reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    One thing that always makes me feel a lil cuckoo when going out to the movies is my sensitivity to AV quality. I want to suspect most people share it even if they can't articulate it like a dork. You don't need to have majored in opera to know viscerally you don’t like a piece of music

    For audio, most theaters are simply too quiet. Easy. Visually, the problem for most screens is dim projector bulbs. Projector bulbs are what…

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny


    Better than the Trial of the Chicago 7. Two stars!

Popular reviews

  • Clue



    There's been talks of a remake forever so here's my proposed cast(s) for it:

    Wadsworth - Bill Hader
    Ms. Scarlet - Anne Hathaway
    Col. Mustard - Randall Park
    Mrs. White - Maya Rudolph
    Prof. Plum - Lakeith Stanfield
    Mrs. Peacock - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Mr. Green - Sam Richardson
    Yvette - Billie Lourd
    Mr. Boddy - Adam Scott
    Singing Telegram Girl - Chelsea Peretti

    Wadsworth - Jordan Peele
    Ms. Scarlet - Tina Fey
    Col. Mustard - Channing Tatum
    Mrs. White…

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    I'm having the exact same arc with LW as I did with Lady Bird, which is really liking and enjoying it the first time and then, upon rewatch, knowing the relationships and plot well enough to absorb every note and color and movement of what Gerwig's actually doing. And, well...

    What a monument to the beauty of quiet lives. There is no conflict other than the inherent struggle of good people trying to love each other as best they can...and…