e. rizzo-olson

e. rizzo-olson


reasonable question in the culture we live in today: do you think jesus was a fast zombie or a slow zombie? (she/her)

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  • The Father

    The Father

    the way this dealt with memory, putting us in anthony's position, making us believe smth in one scene - what his daughter looks like, the painting hanging in the living room etc. - and then presenting us with another reality, is simply sublime. it feels like maybeeee i should rewatch it to properly appreciate it, but even so, i'm gonna think about it for the longest time.

  • Fargo


    FARGO the tv show at its weakest is better than most shows at their best. FARGO the show is also better at its weakest than most movies are at their best and i'm including the original movie, too. i should love this because i love the coens, smart thrillers, dark humour, and this cast, but for some reason, i can't. it's been seven years since i first saw it and my opinion still stands: good, but overrated. i'm sorry!

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  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    who would win in a fight: the 'excuse me. i am homeless. i am gay. i have aids. i am new in town' guy from this or the 'eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs' woman from COMEBACK KID?

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i almost never review films and if i do i never write smth long, but god, i need to do it for this because i have Thoughts™ (spoilers ahead, unless you read The Thread™)

    i didn't like this and quite frankly, i don't understand how anybody can look at this and like it. it's a candy colored rape revenge film, smth meant to be #empowering and to make viewers #fightlikeagirl, but underneath it, it's rotten. there's venom directed at the…