Favorite films

  • Speed
  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • Mary and Max

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  • Safe House


  • Predator 2


  • The Karate Kid


  • Predator


Pinned reviews

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone


    If you don't like this movie, you're what the French call, les incompétent

  • The Princess Diaries

    The Princess Diaries


    Wife: What's the plan tonight?
    Me: First movie, your choice, second, Reminiscence?
    Wife: Sounds good. The Princess Diaries.
    Me: Princess Diaries it is

    The Princess Diaries begins.

    Me: blah, blah, criticisms, blah, blah. Lazy writing, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah.

    Also Me: Oh, that was kind of funny.

    Me again: criticisms, lazy writing, that doesn't make sense, blah, blah

    Movie ends.

    Wife: Ok, let's watch Reminiscence.
    Me: Umm....
    Wife: What, you don't want to?
    Me: Ahhh....
    Wife: What?!

    Me: Let's watch The Princess Diaries 2!

Recent reviews

  • Safe House

    Safe House


    I kinda get why this movie has mediocre reviews, but then I'm like, whhhyyyy! Coz this movie fucking rocks.

    Denzel as a villain 💯

  • Predator 2

    Predator 2

    Danny Glover plays Detective Michael R. Harrigan.

    In order to make Glover's character look badass, they described him as a cop with "a history of excessive physical force throughout his 18 years as a Los Angeles Police Officer."

    ....I'll take 'Things that didn't age well' for 200, Alex.

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