Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Brief Encounter
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

Recent activity

  • Only Angels Have Wings


  • Casablanca


  • The Maltese Falcon


  • The Big Sleep


Recent reviews

  • The Maltese Falcon

    The Maltese Falcon


    Huston’s strong compositional sense, particularly in the North/South axis, is otherworldly, with characters in the same scene veering from towering menace to lowly milksop via judicious camera placement.

    Despite the witty banter, tight plotting, great acting and Spade being a bit of a hoe*, cannot wrap my head around him genuinely going gaga for Brigid while simultaneously calling her out on her bullshit, like, all the time. (Plus, they spent what, maybe 10, 15 minutes together, tops?)

    *Just liked the wordplay, not a judgement on who he fucks.

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man


    Probably had nowhere to go but disappointment-ville after the brilliant beginning and it surprisingly stays pretty great until you figure it out or the big reveal but then you are left with a lot of questions that can’t be adequately answered while also being ticked off with the knowledge you were hoodwinked.

Popular reviews

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    It's been proven over the years that comedies are routinely ignored in favor of dramas during awards season. Now that *could* explain how the only Oscar nomination that this jugular-bursting belly laugh fest earned was for Pike's perverse portrayal of a half-person/half-palimpsest/half-psycho*, while Dickens, Coon, and Perry were curiously not even nominated. That reasoning could also explain how Flynn was excluded from a best adapted screenplay nod for a flick that did gangbusters business and was the filmic go-to conversation…

  • In My Skin

    In My Skin


    Still one of the best "vampire" films ever. Still unnervingly extra-creepy. Still almost lose and loose all of my shits at about an hour in.