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  • Lurkers



    I love that there's a "special thanks" credit to Original Ray's Pizza in the closing credits.

    Lurkers has an insanely bizarre tone and atmosphere that I can only describe as incredibly uncomfortable yet somehow cozy and soothing at the same time, it's so otherworldly I can't even begin to peg it's style down. This movie had me completely hypnotized, I don't know what it is about Roberta Findlay's approach to cinematography that works so well for me, the extreme close-ups,…

  • A Stranger Is Watching

    A Stranger Is Watching


    Man what a weird holodeck episode.

    A surprisingly mature little thriller that could've sent propelled Sean S. Cunningham's career into adult-oriented film success had it not flopped so badly.

    A Stranger is Watching is a bit of a mixed bag and perhaps a more complicated story than the guy who made Friday the 13th should've handled but Cunningham knows his horror so when the tension is cranked up it can be pretty effective.

    It's funny though I have read the…

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    Assassination Nation


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  • The Seventh Sign

    The Seventh Sign


    John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness but for your mom.