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  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    ★★★★★

    I think tonight calls for champagne and candlelight 

    This year I watched 1175 films.

    It’s important that I point out that Letterboxd’s total stats for my 2020 are incorrect. I have messaged them several times about this but they have not responded.
    For an example of what I’m talking about, - be on a laptop not your phone - go to my 2020 stats, find the pretty green graph where it says the Week and number of films watched that…

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  • Blue Water, White Death

    Blue Water, White Death

    ★★★★★

    4 years before Jaws came out, some completely insane people headed out to sea following whaling ships from South Africa to Australia in search of Great White footage.
    As if inspired by Gilligan's Island they head out with the millionaire (who's funding the mission), in lieu of a professor there's a couple who are spearfishing champions and a photographer, a frustrated-willing-to-go-along-with-the-bullshit-for-money captain, and as for Gilligan there's a folk singer singing shark songs. Just all these clueless people out swimming…

  • Red Water

    Red Water

    ★★★★★

    So my expectations were really low going into this because of the low ratings and I ended up very pleasantly surprised. A good follow up to Jaws 2 for Jaws' anniversary, because the shark in this is "real" (not CGI) and although it's a bull shark not a great white it has the same "look" as the shark in Jaws.
    For a stretch, as we got to know the characters and there was lots of drama, I started to -…

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  • Bill & Ted Face the Music

    Bill & Ted Face the Music

    ★★★★★

    Well so I have a lot of feelings.

    They are all squishy and toasty and most of all, inspired.

    All Summer I've been going to the Drive in every single Thursday and I've always been able to scrounge up a date but there are still all the covid-holdouts who are afraid to sit in a car with anyone so this week it just didn't happen and I went alone.
    I ended up kinda feeling like I was meant to see…

  • Verotika

    Verotika

    Honestly what the fuck am I even doing with my life?

    In my attempt to watch my list of spaghetti westerns I resisted the temptation to watch Coffin Joe's films when he passed last week, and I remained focused through Twin Peaks day on Monday, I'm not even Evil Deading on this Ash Wednesday, but this... this is what I gave into.

    Your tits! They’re looking at me!

    This is not an easy film to watch. Your mind is going…