He's a complete phony, and when he's not being a phony, he's a bastard.

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  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot


    One of the worst things movies can do is make me wonder, "why are films even made? how are the stories that get told selected? who is this movie even for? how does this benefit my life?" and unfortunately i spent the entire runtime tackling these Big Mysteries.

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    The Place Beyond the Pines


    A perfect and complete film. Basically Shakespearean.

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    Hillary's life is just as boring as I expected it to be.

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    I lost it when Julianne Moore as a 40-something gynecologist laments in earnest that her 50-something professor husband no longer has sex with her THREE TIMES A DAY.