Kaijuman

Kaijuman

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Low budget doesn’t mean low effort

Favorite films

  • Dinosaur Island
  • Conan, the Boy in Future
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • The Last Shark

    ★★★

  • Darkness, Light, Darkness

    ★★★★★

  • Skate Witches

    ★★★★★

  • The Loud House Movie

    ★★★½

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  • Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    Don't Toy With Me, Miss Nagatoro

    ★★★★

    Noodle arms, mouth fangs, cat girls, and a 100% adorable budding romance fueled by shy affection and perverse tendencies.

    Easy 4 stars

  • Found

    Found

    ★★★★★

    “My brother keeps a human head in his closet.”

    If every coming-of-age/family drama film was like Found I’d be a much bigger fan of the genre.

    True horror is discovering those closest to you are bad people. From simply being dismissive to others feelings to being an abusive piece of shit, finding out that people you love and trust aren’t who they appear is fucking terrifying. Now imagine that but you’re a child who depends on these people. A child…

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  • The Last Shark

    The Last Shark

    ★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    1981 Horror (2/4)

    The Last Shark walked so Cruel Jaws could run (swim?).

    Yes this is the infamous Italian ripoff that was actually sued by Universal and pulled from theaters. Which is much more interesting than the actual film. It’s cheap, laughable, and lacks the magic that made Jaws great (among other things). But at least Vic Morrow does his best worst fake accent.

    While not a complete waste of time, it…

  • Bugged

    Bugged

    ★★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    POC Horror (1/3)

    “No Humans Were Harmed During the Filming of this Movie”

    How does this not have a cult following? Where did we go wrong as a society where a looney tunes styled comedy about mutated genius crickets fighting a fun cast of goofy exterminators is virtually unknown outside of Troma diehards?

    I mean it’s giant cricket puppets with googly eyes devouring a cast of charming dorks. One of the crickets…

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★★★

    What I wouldn’t give to have been there for this movie pitch.

    “Hey kids love Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes right? Well, I’ve got a crazy idea...”