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likes: telling characters to kiss :) 
dislikes: when they don't listen :(

Favorite films

  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Thing
  • Holding the Man
  • Coco

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  • My Fair Lady

    ★★★½

  • Halloween

    ★★★★

  • Luca

    ★★★★

  • Funny Face

    ★★★½

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  • My Fair Lady

    My Fair Lady

    ★★★½

    First watch, let's go girls: 


    Not me reaching for the oaties at the very moment Eliza gets tempted by the chocolate. Great minds!


    Welcome to the Dick Van Dyke School of... Erm, Accents? 


    Never viciously shouted "Kill him! Kill him! Gouge his bloody eyes out! Smother him! Stick your tiara up his fucking arse!" at the TV before, but hey! A fun experience!


    Pickering ft. Javi Fedrick - "Blast Mister Higgins" (Into Space Asshole)


    Men? Foolish. Fooooooolish.


    Literally every single incel will swear this happened to them verbatim


    and finally, THREE FUCKING HOURS FOR THAT!? WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT - A WOMAN!?!?!?

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★

    The next Halloween film is gonna be called "Halloween: God Bless the Perennially Horny American Teen".


    I made a brew after this but put the tea bag in the inside main bin, not the outside food bin, cos if you think I'm opening my the back door after what I've just seen.............


    Also, bailed on a hookup to watch this. Worth it!

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  • Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

    Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

    ★★★½

    pretty sure they spent most of the $8 million budget on wind machines and, boy, was it worth it

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    :O      <----- me, then, now and forever


    The fact I don't trust Liv anymore. The use of the murder mystery party as a template. The HIV infection parallel. The lines, repeated. The serious film. I am stoned out of my absolute fucking mind. Liv is going to kill me.