Juul_i has written 6 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • The Powerpuff Girls Movie

    The Powerpuff Girls Movie

    ★★½

    Holds the puff up

  • My Spy

    My Spy

    ★★½

    Further proof the wrestler-to-actor pipeline works

  • True Lies

    True Lies

    ★★½

    This movie asserts the best ass a grown woman can have is that of a 10 year old boy... :/

    It's entertaining enough but has no business being 2.5 hours, even with Jamie Lee Curtis giving it her all.

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    Armed with an amazing cast and outstanding source material Lindelof still managed to fuck this up.

    I do love Irons playing his most amped up version of himself to date.

  • The Big Short

    The Big Short

    Love McKay and hate to say it, but I gotta go with the grouchy leftist takedown:

    www.nakedcapitalism.com/2015/12/debunking-the-big-short-how-michael-lewis-turned-the-real-villains-of-the-crisis-into-heros.html

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★½

    I think I might like this movie if I had Daddy issues, or a hard-on for space, but alas, I have neither, so I just couldn't get into this one.

    Don't get me wrong the performances are strong and the visuals are beautiful, but the worldbuilding of this imagined future was all over the place and the plot just wasn't gripping enough.

    I will say the soundtrack was so soothing it literally lulled me to sleep in a full theater.