Gemini Man

Gemini Man ★½

I knew this would be bad but I thought it might be fun bad. I was wrong.

Maybe it's how seriously it takes itself; maybe it's the utter lack of chemistry between Smith and Winstead; honestly it's probably the unsettling outcome of all the tech that went into the uncanny valley de-aging. Whatever it is, this movie was a slog to get through, and the fact that it's free on amazon still doesn't justify the 2 hours I lost watching it.