Joel

My 5s are the equivalent of enjoyment I get when listening to "Surrender" by Cheap Trick.

Favorite films

  • Taxi Driver
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Before Sunset
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

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  • 2012

    ★½

  • Mars Attacks!

    ★★½

  • Wanderlust

    ★★

  • 21 Grams

    ★★★½

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  • Jack Frost

    Jack Frost

    Nearly went into a laughing fit when I remembered this movie existed and looked it up and proceeded to see the scariest incarnation of Michael Keaton imaginable.

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  • Resident Evil

    Resident Evil

    ★★

    The fact that there are 5 more movies in this franchise that are probably all worse than this is what's really scary.

  • Rick Springfield: The Beat of the Live Drum

    Rick Springfield: The Beat of the Live Drum

    ★½

    I get it. Why everyone's chanting and cheering. It's because the man directing this would later go on to direct such classics as The Social Network and Fight Club. You know I'd be screaming too if I knew that while I was at this terrible concert!