Jordan

Just a 28 year old guy from Maine who loves horror movies

Favorite films

  • Hereditary
  • Trick 'r Treat
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Evil Dead

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  • Guilty of Romance

    ★★★★

  • Fresh

    ★★★★

  • Watcher

    ★★★★

  • The Tender Bar

    ★★★

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  • Dry Wind

    Dry Wind

    ★★★★

    Dry Wind was an erotic journey of self discovery filled with beautiful sex scenes and a lingering gaze on every naked guy that passed the camera. This felt like a blend of Stranger by the Lake and Knife+Heart with a touch of Neon Demon. Nearly every scene was worthy of a screenshot. The neon drenched lighting was mesmerizing and the soundtrack was amazing.

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  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★½

    Yikes, I should have just waited for this to get on shudder. Beyond some cool creature design and gore (the highlights being a melting man and a guy frozen in permanent agony) this was such a disappointment. The little girl is the most annoying child to ever exist in a movie and was not funny at all. Actually none of the jokes in this movie were funny. This one just wasn't for me

  • Shook

    Shook

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ever wonder if Scream was just Casey Becker talking to the killer for the entire duration of the movie but then she loses a dog and maybe her sister is the killer? Or maybe it's all just a joke? Well, then this movie is for you.