Justin Sagerhorn

Justin Sagerhorn

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Film Lover, Horror Activist and the absolute worst kind of pretentious.

RIP Ennio Morricone

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • La La Land
  • The Devil's Rejects
  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

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  • The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★½

  • Crank

    ★★★½

  • Commando

    ★★★★

  • 12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

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  • The Hills Have Eyes

    The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★½

    "The lucky ones die first"

    Commits to its severe depravity. Lacks suspense through most of it with some real stupid characters but truly makes up for it with some wicked spattering gore that is sure to make you squeamish. Could really do without the sexual assault pieces though. Not needed and hurts the pacing of the movie more than anything. Iconic villains though. These horror characters haunted my childhood and they're just as disturbing all these years later.

  • Crank

    Crank

    ★★★½

    Listening to achey-breaky heart while your heart slowly gives out has to be one of the funniest scenes in early 2000's movies. Jason Statham's best performance giving it all as this guy who we know very little about struggling to survive after he's been poisoned and has to keep his adrenaline pumping. Fast paced and intense never letting up for more than a second before it kicks back into high gear. The kind of action movie that is often imitated…

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    *John Wick 4 Title Credits

    Tracking shot of John Wick entering Madison Square Garden

    Shaq "Big Diesel" O' Neal is practicing his jump shot when he sees John Wick out of the corner of his eye- He immediately pulls a gun out of his baggy Orlando Magic basketball shorts-

    John Wick eyes a cart with basketballs out of the corner of his eye- grabs a basketball- Knocks the gun to the side as Shaq fires and misses-

    John Wick proceeds…

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    “Wherever you run into prejudice, it always obscures the truth”
    -Juror #8

    Beautifully shot with incredible performances. No music. No real action. Just a group of people talking for 90 minutes and it makes one of the most riveting movies I’ve ever seen. Loved every second of it. Snappy dialogue and slick camera movements make this a very enjoyable courtroom drama.