Jordon Palumbo

Jordon Palumbo


Da moviesh.
I make TV that makes you dumber.

Favorite films

  • Die Nibelungen: Siegfried
  • Wicked, Wicked
  • The Whip and the Body
  • Irma Vep

Recent activity

  • Pride & Prejudice


  • Sense and Sensibility


  • High School Confidential!


  • Rebel Without a Cause


Pinned reviews

  • System Crasher

    System Crasher


    Tumultuous. Anarchic. Lawless.

    The most brilliant piece of this film is that it covers a huge of amount of ground with two lines: “Do not touch her face,” immediately followed by the fastest aside ever written about how she had nappies pressed into her face when she younger.

    That’s it. That’s the only verbal explanation of the trauma. Little else is revealed, maybe parts of her home life with short scenes with her mother, but excruciating details about her upbringing…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Okay listen listen listen there’s only two movies that I’ve watched at least five times within the past year and it’s this one and Paddington 2 and idk what that says about me but the numbers will probably rise for both of those films

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