Jonahabbey

Queer nonsense werewolf interested in queer nonsense werewolves

Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • Good Manners
  • Bacurau
  • Alien

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  • The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★

  • The Mummy Returns

  • The Mummy

    ★★★★

  • Blade II

    ★★★★

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  • The Mummy Returns

    The Mummy Returns

    I was drinking/mostly focused on painting my nails (for the first time ever!!!) a gay ass shade of purple, so I wasn't paying close attention to this lol. Those were jackel cute ppl huh. Idk what was going on lmao. The Rock was a scorpion dude lmao

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a fine mess! It’s not just the reboot. It’s the prologue. It’s the franchise starter pack. Because of that, it feels rushed, and by the time the credits roll, it feels over too soon. It’s a crowded ensemble. Typically in horror, only one to three characters make it to see dawn. So it’s a bit ridiculous when half a dozen characters emerge into the glow of dawn at the end, primed to star in sequels.

    This movie owes…

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