Joseph M.

Lover of film, but Horror is the genre that possesses my soul.

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Suspiria
  • Scream
  • The Haunting of Hill House

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  • Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★

  • Censor

    ★★★

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

  • The Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★

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  • Slumber Party Massacre

    Slumber Party Massacre

    ★★★★

    Hilariously subversive in all the right ways! Denishka Esterhazy and Suzanne Keilley have quite literally flipped the script on this story, clearly having a respect for the original. By doing so, they bring to the forefront a much more queer and progressive type of slasher film.

    But really there is only one thing you need to know to sell you on this: all-male homoerotic pillow fight scene!

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★½

    Damn even the gays ain’t safe in this one. 

    Sure, there’s a ton to rip apart. But ya know what? I had fun! And that’s more than I can say for a lot of the previous installments in this franchise. The point is really driven home about Michael being an absolute unstoppable brute force. There’s even a scene where the story proclaims that it’s not just about Laurie anymore. Michael is evolving beyond that. He’s an evil that is starting to…

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  • Midnight Kiss

    Midnight Kiss

    ★★★½

    First, I would just like to say I hate Hulu because it decided to intercut a commercial right in the middle of a kill and as one of the gays was getting killed it cut to a Kermit the Frog commercial 😭

    Second, I would like to say bless this movie for being unapologetically gay and giving us a plethora of ass shots and a super brief but exciting shot of a peen!!!

    Third, the reference to Lady Gaga’s iconic…

  • The Witches

    The Witches

    ★★★★

    Angelica Houston serving witch looks and wanting to kill children and pushing baby carriages down a hill?!? She is a gay icon there’s no doubt about it.