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  • A Quiet Place Part II

    A Quiet Place Part II

    ★★★★

    “Hi, I’m John Krasinski and thank you for coming out to see our movie on the powerful BIG screen. We are really very proud of this film and held off on releasing it so that you can enjoy watching it in the best way possible, definitely not because we needed the biggest box office gross we could get to recoup the shooting/marketing costs so that we can finance and produce a third movie because I screwed myself over with the ending in this one. Enjoy the film.”

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★½

    Chris Rock is having a fucking blast in this. The heatwave was a funny touch. I thought it was nuts that they kept flashing back to scenes from the movie we saw like 5-10 minutes prior. I mean I’m stupid but I’m not THAT fucking stupid. I don’t know, maybe I am. Yeah I guess I am. I wish the twist reveal was shorter like in the first Saw cause this ending dragged. Anyway, I’m sure I’ll be looking back fondly on this one in 20 years when I’m watching “Chains: Chapter 5 In Book 4 Of The Saw Volumes Saga” or some shit.

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  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    ★½

    So many opportunities to have had Colin Jost get smashed in the face with something heavy and they didn’t take them. Bummer

  • P.S. I Love You

    P.S. I Love You

    5 minutes into this there is a priest at a funeral singing along to The Pogues “Fairytale of New York”.

    Truly psychopathic behavior from the Kathy Bates mom character telling her daughter to move on already when the ashes were still hot. (Cool phrase I just created for when a body was recently cremated). Real boomer “I was miserable most of my life, you be miserable too!” shit