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  • The Prestige
  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man 3
  • Nightcrawler

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

  • Eternals

    ★★★½

  • The Dark Knight

    ½

  • Cars 2

    ½

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I've been waiting to see just how disastrous and fun this film would be, and it certainly did not disappoint. But to be perfectly honest, this film has the same problems as Avengers: Endgame does with fan service. I normally don't have an issue with it when it's done right, and it is not in this film. Some of the references don't even line up properly with the Raimi films, and one plot point regarding Doc Ock's knowledge of Norman…

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★½

    Chloé Zhao's Eternals is the most I have enjoyed an MCU film since Doctor Strange (2016). Easily one of the more visually appealing films in the line-up, and one of the better ones too, shockingly--- and by that, I mean it is one of the few actually good films in this dogshit franchise.

    All of the characters (the Eternals themselves, especially) in the film had very good reasons for backing up their ideologies and views on human society as a…

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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web

    ★★★★★

    This is a cinematic masterpiece of comedy. Edgar Wright can only hope to make a film this hilarious.

  • Loki

    Loki

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    You're fucking kidding me. You've actually gotta be bullshitting me. I have never been more morbidly shocked and appalled in utter disbelief while watching a TV show, and I'm still trying to process what the fuck I've just witnessed.

    I don't want to spend too much time writing a review for my least favorite TV show of all time, so I'll try to make this as brief as I can. If you have not seen the show and if you're…