My goal is to review all movies I watch as a diary exercise. I'm not logging movies I've seen before I started this account.

Favorite films

  • The Forsyte Saga
  • Henry IV, Part 1 - Live at Shakespeare's Globe
  • The Bad Seed
  • Pom Poko

Recent activity

  • The Parent Trap


  • The X Files


  • Station Eleven


  • Dear Evan Hansen


Recent reviews

  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap


    “Then why did they split up?”
    “Because that’s how true love creates its beautiful agony.”
    Lol what?!

    Pms crying when the mom sings the song from their first date 💜

    Haley Mills is just wonderful. I love all the crazy haircuts in this movie. Although I’d actually rate the Lohan just a star above because they punched up the pacing and comedy.

  • The X Files

    The X Files


    The opening bit with the alien was very silly and from the get go, I knew it was going to be a good movie. Then the bomb scare scenario was done well. Some remarkable settings and shots throughout. Was not expecting virus plot- always hits different nowadays.

    “According to a newspaper, FEMA was called to manage an outbreak of the hantavirus. Are you familiar with what the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s real power is? FEMA allows the White House to…

Popular reviews

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises

    Just to round this off in my diary here- dnf. After hours through the rest of the franchise, I’m finally defeated. Simply, it sucks.

  • On the Line

    On the Line

    Good times with Bad Movie Night:

    -The supporting actor GQ can currently be hired as a juggler in the Chicago area and LA areas (which kinda seems like he’s willing to book a flight if needed). Useful intel.

    -More hellish commute meet-cutes are needed. Maybe an interstate traffic jam connection? 

    -All the Joey Fatone sex scenes were cut and replaced with fart scenes. What other movies would that work well in?