Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Fight Club
  • The Thing
  • Blade Runner

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  • The Killer Eye

    ★½

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★

  • Night at the Museum

    ★★★

  • Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

    ★★★

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  • The Killer Eye

    The Killer Eye

    ★½

    Well…. There’s a giant eye. My cousin wrapped it up best, “Well that was embarrassing.”

    And this is a fantastic movie to Riff Trax to.

    A half assed English mad scientist brings a giant eye from the 8th dimension and it wreaks havoc on soft core porn actresses and soft core gay porn actors. 

    Here’s a few things to look forward to:
    There’s a guy living in an attic that gives his best dime store impression of Brad Pitt from…

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★

    The kids thoroughly enjoyed it, and Amy Adams can make you fall in love with her no matter how bad the part is. She’s amazing. And she’s probably dangerous too! Women of the world, hide your husbands!!!

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  • Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

    Hotel Transylvania: Transformania

    ★★★

    Sooooo Adam Sandler and Kevin James aren’t in this. And the official explanation makes absolutely zero sense. It’s something to the effect of: with Dracula turning into a human we decided it was a great opportunity to bring another actor in to show a different side of Dracula…. I’m calling B.S. on that when you also don’t bring back Kevin James, and managed to have 2 other characters turn into humans with the same voice actors and one turning into…

  • Event Horizon

    Event Horizon

    ★★★★½

    Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill take this movie from being a B movie to and A. Their performance and interactions from 1st through the 3rd act completely sell the tale.

    Here’s my Event Horizon story since everyone on Letterboxd has already seen this:

    This was my favorite scary movie when I was in high school. It was the first movie I ever bought, and I got it used on VHS for like $20. 

    I met my wife in high school…