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  • Universal Soldier: Regeneration

    Universal Soldier: Regeneration


    more than a decade later, that hollow pipe into the head with a shotgun inserted cut to a head explosion is one of the craziest things I’ve seen

    forget Freddy vs Jason, this is the ultimate slasher grudge match of the 2000s and makes an incredibly strong case for action and horror coexisting outside of a rote action/horror framework

  • Cursed



    wild that we let a guy who wrote lines like “No, I’m not gay, I’m cursed” or “I guess there’s no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf” have a major Hollywood career for a minute; this really should be a DTV movie and it has that spirit even if names like Wes Craven and Rick Baker are in the credits

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