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  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks


    Getting $50 from Polygon or some other Vox site that covers movies now for some reason to write a piece on this with a thesis that goes something like "A charming portrait of a soon to be middle-aged woman who finds her life on the rocks that ultimately fails to account for all the ways that America, the country she lives in, is also on the rocks," making me the main character of Twitter for the day but also giving me enough money to pay for one (1) value size box of Honest Company plant-based baby wipes.

  • Days



    When a filmmaker holds on each shot for so long that the entirety of the film forever burrows its way deep into your consciousness... that’s a Tsai-op.

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  • One False Move

    One False Move


    Driving my car with California plates to the one coffee shop in town to loudly trash the only other person I know in the entire state of Arkansas... that’s real cop shit.

  • Dr. No

    Dr. No


    Oh, nice danger wheel you have here... Would be a shame if someone were to... turn it all the way up

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  • Tenet



    IVES: They're running a temporal pincer movement.
    IVES: Pincer movement. But not in space, in time. Half his team moves forward through the event. He monitors them and then attacks at the end moving backwards. Knowing everything.
    THE PROTAGONIST: My God... he’s in sicko mode.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm


    I’ll leave this review to my one-year-old daughter, who had this to say after we watched the film this afternoon: “I laughed, but more importantly, I thought. Borat 2 exposes a racist, sexist, but still ultimately inspiring America. We have problems, but we also have hope. I think the institutions of democracy are wonderful things that right now are populated by some terrible people. So vote like your life depends on it, because it does!”

    Seems to me like the kids are gonna be very nice.