Back on the box, baby!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Getting $50 from Polygon or some other Vox site that covers movies now for some reason to write a piece on this with a thesis that goes something like "A charming portrait of a soon to be middle-aged woman who finds her life on the rocks that ultimately fails to account for all the ways that America, the country she lives in, is also on the rocks," making me the main character of Twitter for the day but also giving me enough money to pay for one (1) value size box of Honest Company plant-based baby wipes.
IVES: They're running a temporal pincer movement.
THE PROTAGONIST: A what?
IVES: Pincer movement. But not in space, in time. Half his team moves forward through the event. He monitors them and then attacks at the end moving backwards. Knowing everything.
THE PROTAGONIST: My God... he’s in sicko mode.
I’ll leave this review to my one-year-old daughter, who had this to say after we watched the film this afternoon: “I laughed, but more importantly, I thought. Borat 2 exposes a racist, sexist, but still ultimately inspiring America. We have problems, but we also have hope. I think the institutions of democracy are wonderful things that right now are populated by some terrible people. So vote like your life depends on it, because it does!”
Seems to me like the kids are gonna be very nice.