Favorite films

  • Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
  • Scream 2
  • House of Wax
  • Jackass 3D

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  • The Warriors

    ★★★★★

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

  • Candyman

  • The Night House

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  • Freaky

    Freaky

    Hands down my favorite movie of 2020.

    It’s at once a visceral and hilarious experience and a love letter to the slasher genre as a whole. It had me grinning from ear to ear from start to finish.

    The gauntlet has been set. Let the fun begin.


    EDIT: this hands down has one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in a movie ever, and it’s expertly delivered.

  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★★★★

    Actually is viewing #3 but this one was in a theater.

    Yoooooo I loved this. It’s just my level of batshit crazy. I see a lot of criticism thrown at it for being dumb but I don’t think it plays it serious at all. The movie is about a casino heist in a zombie apocalypse, money shouldn’t matter, but fuck it. Snyder straps up and and slams the button down for this rollercoaster that I low key didn’t want to end.

    Probably my favorite movie of the year so far.