Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★★½

This one is for me. This one gets to be mine.

I didn't want my superheroes cramming college freshman philosophy down my throat. I didn't want my super friends to require an hour of exposition to get their team together.

I wanted weirdos. I wanted fun. I wanted to go to different worlds. I wanted to get to all of them quickly. I wanted a talking raccoon. I wanted a graduate of Troma to give this to me. I wanted to see Lloyd Kaufman in a $170 million dollar blockbuster. I wanted all the bullshit Marvel crap to look amazing so I didn't have to listen to it. I wanted a movie that I wanted to watch over and over.

This one gets to be mine.

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