Favorite films

  • Me & You, Us, Forever
  • Only One Way
  • The Borrowed Christmas
  • Prodigal

Recent activity

  • Hiding Out


  • Dirty Work

  • Magic Mike XXL


  • The Birdcage


Recent reviews

  • Hiding Out

    Hiding Out


    This really didn't need a love story, but it especially didn't need one between a grown-ass man and high-school girl. At one point Keith Coogan jokes that Jon Cryer is inching toward statutory rape and Cryer is just like "yeah, it isn't easy to keep my hands off her." Truly insane.

    And yet ... an easy recommend.

  • Dirty Work

    Dirty Work

    Sorry to all my guy friends but this movie sucks.

    And so does Swingers!

Popular reviews

  • Stand Strong

    Stand Strong


    Yo this mf blindfolds his daughter and walks her to a candlelit dinner where he presents a ring symbolizing his control over her. And her reaction is “You’re right, daddy. I’ve decided not to date.”

    Also there’s a scene at Carrabba’s. Also the writers blame the great recession on not praying. Also the amazing and amazingly unnecessary dig on socialism. Also the world’s widest tie-knots. Also deflated Rand Paul.

    Untold levels of genius.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    Not nearly as funny or clever as it thinks it is, but honestly if I made this I’d totally believe it’s as funny and clever as I’d think it is.