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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    the monkey does a dropkick

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel

    will admit to enjoying the first 40 minutes or so of this more than i expected to but the last hour is still a complete slog. the biggest obstacle to snyder auteurism for me is that i find his approach to action filmmaking completely uninteresting at basically every level. oh well!

Popular reviews

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    i wanna fuck jude law too calm down

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    i'm so fucking frustrated by this. i want so badly to love it. it should be my favorite movie of the year!! i's politically great, its really fresh and exciting, and its fucking weird in a way so few wide release movies are.

    but i'm not there. without spoiling anything, i'll say the twist doesn't work for me other than on a pure structural "what a weird left turn" level. i also think detroit is criminally underwritten and cassius' arc…