Favorite films

  • Tokyo Story
  • Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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Recent reviews

  • The Beach

    The Beach


    Warwick Thornton's deeply personal rumination on manual process, isolation and healing.

    Cinema doesn't get more therapeutic than this.

    A criminally underseen masterpiece.

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994


    Stylistically way too prim and proper for its own good but it's serviceable and makes enough of a convincing argument to be invested in the larger mythology and subsequent films.

    Not a lot of real stand out scenes besides one inventive kill.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    *Apologies for the lack of structure, this isn't exactly a review, just some quick and messy thoughts on the film.*

    Far From Home's first 40 minutes is perhaps the messiest thing the MCU has put out in its 23-film run. I don't know what happened, but the entire first act flows very weirdly. Scenes just don't feel rushed, but the cuts in between them feel very rough, leading me to think there were some last minute cuts made by the…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I'd kill to see the coke-fuelled bender JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio had while writing this.